All About the Take the River T-Shirt

Traffic blows. Breathing in the fresh exhaust of the semi in front of you as you flip for a new podcast episode while driving to a job you’d rather leave in the dust is anything but a dream. From the Frio to the San Marcos, the Comal to the Devils, the cool blue-green waters that run thru Texas a few months each year are the places to be. Starting in March, everyone trades in their keys for an inflatable tube and hits the slow-moving waters with their four-legged friends and a few six packs to merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily make their way to nowhere in particular. That’s our kind of bumper-to-bumper.